Funny Llama Lou: A Humorous Poem About a Quirky Llama

There once was a llama named Lou,

Who had a peculiar hairdo,

He combed it every day,

In a fancy array,

And it made all the other llamas boo.

He’d saunter down the mountain trail,

With his locks all fluffed and swirled,

And the other llamas would say,

“That hair of yours is just too g_a_y!”

But Lou would just smile and twirl.

He’d wear ribbons and bows,

And have his hair styled in a blow,

And the other llamas would scoff,

“That look is just too girly, off!”

But Lou would just give them a show.

But one day, a lady llama came,

And saw Lou with his hair all flame,

She said “Your hair is so neat,

I’d love it if you’d do mine, treat!”

From then on, Lou had no more fame.

So if you ever feel out of place,

With your style and your grace,

Just remember the llama named Lou,

Who had the hair that was so true,

And be confident in your own unique pace.

© Unbounded Soul, 2023 – Originally published on Vocal Media

Cover Photo by Sébastien Goldberg on Unsplash

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