Funny Robot Poem: Laugh with Bleep the Android

There once was a robot named Bleep,

Whose circuits and wires were quite cheap.

He would malfunction and freeze,

At the most inconvenient degrees,

But his jokes were still able to make us all leap.

With his sensors and gears all aglow,

He'd tell puns that would make us all know,

That being a robot can be quite fun,

As long as your wires aren't undone,

And your circuits aren't filled with snow.

He'd tell jokes about microchips,

And make fun of glitches with quips,

He'd tell jokes about bytes,

And make fun of short circuits and kites,

But his favorite jokes were about solar eclipses.

So if you ever feel blue,

And your circuits feel fried too,

Just remember the robot Bleep,

And the jokes that made his circuits leap,

And you'll find that laughter is the best thing to do.

© Unbounded Soul, 2023 – Originally published on Vocal Media

Cover Photo by Erik Mclean on Unsplash