Why Did We Even Buy a Geometry Box?

Haha, this is a brilliant idea—geometry box roast incoming! Let’s make math class trauma entertaining.

💀 Geometry Box Roast

Let’s open it and see what is inside that –

Here’s a breakdown of each item’s usefulness-to-existence ratio:

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1. Compass

   • Useful for: Drawing perfect circles you never needed after 7th grade.

   • Actually used for: Stabbing erasers. Scratching desks. Making war threats in group studies.

   • Roast level: 🔥🔥🔥 “The most dangerous weapon that couldn’t even draw a circle without wobbling.”

2. Divider

   • Useful for: Transferring measurements on maps and looking smart.

   • Actually used for: Drawing random dots and pretending to measure stuff during exams.

   • Roast level: 🧊 “Basically the compass’ less famous, equally dangerous cousin.”

3. Protractor

   • Useful for: Measuring angles… once.

   • Actually used for: Being confused between acute, obtuse, and ‘what the hell am I doing’.

   • Roast level: 🔥 “The plastic piece you carried for years and used once during a quiz in 6th grade.”

4. Set Squares (45° and 60°)

   • Useful for: Precise technical drawing.

   • Actually used for: Sliding down notebooks. Occasionally mistaken for rulers.

   • Roast level: 🧊 “The only thing more useless than a set square is a square set of lies.”

5. Ruler

   • Useful for: Measuring lines. Actually gets used!

   • Actually used for: Hitting friends, flipping pages, and pretending to be serious.

   • Roast level: 🔥 “The ruler ruled the box. The only survivor of adulthood.”

6. Sharpener & Pencil

   • Useful for: Obvious.

   • Roast: These were the only loyal members of the geometry box. Gone but not forgotten.

🔥 Geometry Box Roast – One-Liner Edition 🔥

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1. Compass – “A certified toe-stabber that drew more blood than circles.”

2. Divider – “Basically a compass without ambition or a purpose.”

3. Protractor – “Only 180 degrees of pure confusion and zero relevance.”

4. Set Squares – “Two triangles pretending to be helpful—still more useless than your school crush.”

5. Ruler – “The only thing in the box with a real job and still got used as a sword.”

6. Sharpener – “Worked 24/7 to make pencils tiny and your patience tinier.”

7. Eraser – “Erased everything except your regrets and exam mistakes.”

8. Pencil – “Started tall, full of dreams—ended up chewed, snapped, and blamed for bad handwriting.”

9. Box Itself – “Metal coffin for dreams of becoming an architect—clanks louder than your future.”

One More…

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🔥 Stylish Geometry Set – The Roast Edition 🔥

1. “All-in-one?”
   Bro, this set really said, “Why carry 6 tools when you can carry one tool that confuses you six times more?”

2. Protractor Wheel of Fortune
   “Spin to win a random angle and a lifetime of not knowing how to use it.”

3. Built-in Ruler
   “Looks straight, but your math grade won’t be.”

4. Set Squares Locked Inside
   “Set squares in a cage—because even they gave up on freedom and functionality.”

5. Shape Cut-outs
   “Ooo look, a perfect ellipse… just like the hole this tool left in your soul.”

6. Minimalist Design, Maximum Chaos
   “Looks like it came from a NASA lab, but can’t even draw a proper 90° without a mental breakdown.”

7. That Circular Protractor at the Top
   “For when you want to look cool measuring an angle but end up looking like you’re decoding alien signals.”

8. Ergonomic? More like Ergono-mess.
   “Hold it like a phone, cry like a student who thought this would help them pass.”

This tool really showed up like:
“I’m not like other geometry boxes—I’m aesthetic and still equally useless.”

In Hindi, we say it – Show off Kahi ka…

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